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Warts and farts

I am a virgin

Impotent?
That's an insult.

choices?
There are plenty of.

Shy?
I live in a nudist camp.

forgetful ??
No, I wear my pants and the zipper's not at the back.

passive?
I have no back.

Then why?
Oh! it's just that I have a wart and an awful fart.